A Little Bit Too Specific

| | Right | August 7, 2008

Customer: “Hi, you know your stock pretty well, right?”

Me: “Yup.”

Customer: “My wife is divorcing me, but her birthday is next week. I need a card for that.”

Me: “…I don’t think they really make a card for that occasion.”

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  • Trillium

    Seriously, someone should start making some kind of not nice cards.
    “Happy Birthday, Bitch!”
    “Best Wishes, Hope You Rot!”
    “Worst Of Luck!”
    “Merry Christmas, May It Be Your Last!”

    I think they’d be a hit.

    • Katie

      I’d buy it.