A Life Of A-Mew-sment

(I’m visiting my best friend and I am petting her male cat. He starts to get a little rowdy, and tries to nibble on me, something he’s not allowed to do. My best friend reacts immediately, pulls the cat away from me and starts correcting him sternly.)

Friend: *to cat* “Think carefully about what you’re doing now. Reconsider your life choices!”