A Leaf In The Windshield

| Romantic | May 24, 2016

(My girlfriend and I are in the car and the car in front of us is really dirty, and in the dirt, someone has written “Wash me.” We’re both fans of ‘Firefly.’)

Me: “Wash me? I feel like impaling that vehicle now.”

Girlfriend: *punches me* “Oh, god d*** it. I hate you.” *after a moment* “Though we’d have to impale it from the front.”

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