A Lawyer Walks Into A Dis-bar…

| Related | April 13, 2012

(I have recently started working for a law firm as an assistant.)

Dad: “Have you told your new boss any of my lawyer jokes?”

Me: “Nope, not really.”

Dad: “Why not?!”

Me: “I don’t want to get fired my first month.”

Dad: “Aw, come on, where’s your sense of humor?”

Me: “I don’t think he’d like being compared to a bottom dwelling, scum sucking fish.”

Dad: “How will you know until you try?”

1 Thumbs