A Laundorama Queen

(We have just discovered that our key to the apartment block’s laundry room doesn’t work.)

Mom: “How are we going to do our laundry if we can’t get into the laundry room? I don’t want to be wearing dirty clothes to work!”

Me: “We could, you know, just go to another laundromat.”

Mom: *turning bright red* “Oh, my gosh, that didn’t even cross my mind!”