A Knee-Jerk Response

(My boyfriend and I repeatedly make perverted jokes to one another, as well as try to set each other up for jokes. We are getting up off the floor after finishing a TV show on my laptop.)

Me: “Food time! What do you want to eat?”

Boyfriend: “Dunno…”

(Suddenly, his knee pops very loudly, and he lets out a small yelp of pain.)

Me: “Are you okay? You need to stop hurting yourself.”

Boyfriend: “Well it’s not my fault I’m always on my knees…I’m just going to stop there…”