A Killer End To A Relationship

| Romantic | May 9, 2012

(My boyfriend often likes it when I sing him to sleep. The only song I can think of is ‘Cell Block Tango’ from ‘Chicago’.)

Boyfriend: “If I ever cheated on you would you murder me?”

Me: “Probably not. I would probably just break up with you.”

Boyfriend: “Okay, good.”

Me: *confused* “Why is that good?”

Boyfriend: “Because I know that you watch enough crime shows, that if you killed me you would never be caught. I demand justice for my death.”

Me: “You better recognize, b****.”

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