A Juicy Complaint

Customer: “Hey, you get up here!”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, how can I help you?”

Customer: “I have a problem with your d*** burger!”

Me: “What seems to be the problem?”

Customer: “My burger is super soggy! Do you have a clear explanation for this?! Do you know why it’s soggy?!”

She shoves the messed-up, soggy burger into my face.

Customer: “I’ll tell you why: your burgers are too juicy!”

Me: “Would you like me to remake the food? How would you like it made?”

Customer: “WELL DONE!”

Coworker: “What’s wrong?”

Me: “Turns out she wants a dry, burnt burger.”

We eventually make the burger the way she wants it and I serve it to her. She takes a bite right in front of me and my coworker’s face.

Me: *Anxiously* “How did we do? Was it good?”

Customer: “FINE!”

Actually, her face didn’t say fine; her face was full of disgust, and she decided to leave, speechless, knowing that she had lost.