A Job Well Blown
(Our store has just installed new, more powerful hand dryers in the restrooms. I am using one when a customer comes up behind me.)
Customer: “These things give pretty powerful blow jobs, huh?”
Me: “Yeah, never heard that before.”
Customer: “I need a good blow job like that!”
Me: *hurriedly leaves the restroom*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
