A Jedi Shall Not Know Love, A Sith Shall Know Even Less
Outdoors/Outside | Romantic | January 24, 2012
(I overhear two members of our Star Wars costume group. We only ever dress up as the bad guys from the movies.)
Her: “Hey. Uh…I noticed you’re doing your best to pick up Sally?”
Him: “Yeah, she’s pretty cute.”
Her: “You do realise she bats for the other team, right?”
Him: “You mean, she’s a Jedi?”
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