A Hot Slice Of Education

| Friendly | December 4, 2015

(I am calling to order pizza from my family’s go-to pizza place. Even though we are regulars and order from this place every Friday, not everyone knows us because it is one of the more popular pizza places.)

Me: “Hi, I’d like to order a large half pepperoni, half extra cheese, for delivery.”

Employee: “That will be [Price] and it will take about 45 minutes. And what’s the address on that?”

Me: “It’s [number, Street, and Town], New Jersey.”

Employee: “Well it better be in New Jersey because I’m pretty sure if it was in Massachusetts we wouldn’t deliver.”

Me: “D***, I guess you won’t be delivering to me in college.”

Employee: “Definitely not. Boston is too far.”

Me: “How’d you know I was going to school in Boston?”

Employee: “[My Name], I’ve known you since we were eight. You told me two weeks ago where you were going to college.”

Me: “Oh, I wasn’t aware you realized who this was. Well, this is awkward. Have a good night.”

(We laughed about it in school for a few weeks!)

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