A Horror Movie In The Making
(Goosebumps is a very popular series among my students, and I have only recently managed to purchase 14 copies for my library. At this moment in time, they are all checked out.)
Student: “Miss, do you have any Goosebumps?”
Me: “No, [student], I’m sorry.”
Student: *starts walking in circles* “I hate everyone who took out Goosebumps! I hate everyone who took out Goosebumps!” *shakes fist dramatically* “CURSE YOU!”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?