A Hole In His Logic, Among Other Things
Customer: “The Swiss cheese I bought last week didn’t have any holes.”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. Sometimes when we get to the end of a block of cheese, there aren’t many holes in it.”
Customer: “Well, can I get my money back?”
Me: “Did you bring the cheese back?”
Customer: “No. I ate it.”
Me: “Did it taste okay?”
Customer: “Yes, it tasted fine.”
Me: “I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do.”
Customer: “BUT IT DIDN’T HAVE ANY HOLES!”
Me: “Let me get my manager…”
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Has a customer ever tried to cross you and lived to regret it? What happened?
