A Higher Death Rate Gets You A Lower Interest Rate
It’s 2002 and I’m a bill collector for some clothing store credit cards.
Customer: “Can I have my interest rate lowered?”
Me: “The only way to have it lowered is if you qualify for the Soldiers and Sailors Act.”
Customer: “Awww. Why do they get a lower interest rate?”
Me: “Because there’s a war going on.”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
