Small Body, Big Heart

(My boyfriend is making fun of how small I am and how he doesn’t want me to get carried away by strangers when I go for a run in the park.)

Me: “Meh, they could try. It won’t work.”

Boyfriend: “I don’t know… You’re pretty small.”

Me: “Lol, kidnapping? Yes, they could do that. Steal away my affections from you? Not a chance.”

Boyfriend: “Aww.”