A Heart-Shaped Egghead

Client: “We like the Easter eggs, but can you make one of them heart-shaped?”

Me: “A heart-shaped egg? Are you sure?”

Client: “Yes, it’ll be cute.”

Two days after receiving the amendment…

Client: “One of the eggs seems to be a sort of weird-shaped triangle, like a heart. How can an egg be heart-shaped? It has to be egg-shaped to be an egg, surely?”