A Harmless Expelliarmus

(Dad comes into my room to say goodnight, and he notices something on my vanity. I’ve been obsessed with Harry Potter since the year 2000.)

Dad: “Oh, what’s this Fantastic Beasts thing?”

Me: “It’s a wand! It came free with my Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them DVD!”

Dad: *pulls out wand and points at me* “Expellius!”

Me: *laughing* “No, Dad.”

Dad: “Isn’t that what the spell is? Expellius something? Expellius Notre Damus?”

Me: “No… not exactly”

Dad: “Well, I know it’s some sort of spell! I’m not that great with Harry Potter!”