A Hard Knock Wife

| Romantic | March 26, 2013

(My husband does this thing where he starts a knock-knock joke. After I ask, ‘Who’s there?’ he says, ‘Love-chicken!’, and proceeds to peck me with kisses. While it’s adorable at first, the charm is now beginning to wear thin. This is especially the case when I’m trying to work.)

Husband: “Knock-knock.”

Me: “No.”

Husband: “Knock-knock!”

Me: “Baby, no ‘love-chicken’, please.”

Husband: “KNOCK-KNOCK!”

Me: “I swear to God, you had better not say ‘love-chicken’. If you say ‘love-chicken’, I will set you and your d*** ‘love-chicken’ on fire.”

Husband: “It’s not love chicken. Knock-knock.”

Me: “Who’s there?”

Husband: “Kentucky-Fried Love-Chicken!”

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