A Hard Hat For Protection

| Related | February 19, 2012

(My older brother has turned eighteen. He is going to go on a camping trip with his friends and girlfriend. I am playing videogames and overhear him talking to Mom.)

Mom: “Alright, you’re all ready?”

Brother: “Yeah.”

Mom: “Okay. Now that you’re eighteen, I can’t tell you not to go on this trip, and I want you to have fun. So, just remember, always wear a hat when you go inside her house.”

(There is an awkward silence as we process what just happened.)

Me and brother: “Eww!”

1 Thumbs