A Hard Day’s Wokr

(At my store we often joke about who has been doing work that day and who hasn’t, even though everyone is a hard worker, Such an exchange happens today:)

Coworker: “I heard a rumour that [My Name] was going to do some work today.”

Me: *chuckling* “No, don’t be silly! What is this ‘work’ you speak of?”

Coworker: “It’s a four-letter word that starts with ‘W’ and ends with ‘R.'”

(He realizes what he has just said. We both laugh.)

Me: “[Coworker], this just proves that you know nothing about work!”