A Hands-On Relationship
Grocery Store | Romantic
| June 26, 2013
(I am working, and a couple come into my aisle. They are arguing quite loudly.)
Woman: “That’s it; you are sleeping on the couch tonight!”
Man: “That’s perfectly fine, dear; my hand is better in bed than you are anyway.”
(It takes all I have not to burst out laughing in the middle of the aisle.)