A Ham-Fisted Attempt At Vegetarianism
(It’s late in the evening. My mother and I had a very long day, and neither of us are in the mood to cook, so we decided to grab a snack at the chip van. Note that I’m a vegetarian.)
Me: “Excuse me, sir, are those lumpias vegetarian?”
Him: “Yes, ma’am! There is just some sparkle of ham in it.”
Me: “…”
(My mother could barely retain her laughter until we left.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
