A Half-Hearted Friendship
(For my school’s band trip we went to Quebec. A group of us are hanging out in Guy #1’s room. We’re all sitting on the bed; there’s seven girls and two guys.)
Guy #1: “Hey, now I can go back to school and say I had six girls in my bed!”
Guy #2: “Don’t forget to share!”
Guy #1: “So we each get three girls. Wait, there’s seven in the bed. We’re either sharing one girl or splitting her in half.”
Guy #2: “I am NOT sharing.”
Girl #1: “Well, I am not getting cut in half!”
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