A Half-Baked Attempt To Get Free Food

, , , , | Right | October 18, 2020

I am working at the drive-thru in a popular fast food restaurant. A customer pulls up to the speaker.

Me: “Hi! How can I help you?”

The customer remains silent. I wait a few moments before asking again.

Me: “Is there anything I can help you find?”

Customer: “NO!”

She is silent for a moment.

Customer: “Well? Are you ready?”

Me: “I am sorry. I asked if you needed help and you said no, so I was waiting for you.”

Customer: “Are you baked?!”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “I want to speak to your manager!”

I turn to my manager and quickly explain what is happening.

Me: “All right, just pull up to the second window and he can speak with you there.”

The customer pulls forward and starts ranting at my manager, and after a short conversation, peels out.

Me: “So, what did she say?”

Manager: “She was out of her f****** mind. She said you told her to wait and then yelled at her for not ordering.”

Me: “Are you serious? I didn’t do that!”

Manager: “I know. I was listening. Some people…”

We cracked up over this. Someone was baked, but it certainly wasn’t me!

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