A Hair-Raising Comment

| Working | January 2, 2016

(My job mostly involves talking to truck drivers. I have bright blue hair, so I’m not surprised when people comment on it.)

Driver: “I love your hair. I wish I could have hair like yours!”

Me: “Thanks! It’s a lot of fun.”

Driver: “I could wear that hair bow you have! I would look so good!”

Me: “Yeah, that would be pretty awesome!”

(Eventually, the driver is ready to leave. He comes up to my desk.)

Driver: *whispers* “You should make sure never to fall asleep near me. I’ll cut off your hair and glue it to my head.”

Me: “Um…” *opens the door to the outside* “Have a nice day!”

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