A Growing Sense Of Confusion

| Learning | February 19, 2015

(I overhear my teacher talking with some classmates.)

Classmate #1: *complaining* “Do you know what [Classmate #2] got me for Christmas?”

Teacher: “What?”

Classmate #1: “A ‘Grow-Your-Own-Jesus!'”

Teacher: “Well, are you religious?”

Classmate #1: “No!”

Teacher: “Well, maybe she’s just trying to say that you need more of Jesus in your life.”

Classmate #1: “Well, she got [Classmate #3] a ‘Grow-Your-Own-Pole-Dancer.’ What do you think she’s trying to say there?!”

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