A Growing Sense Of Confusion
High School | Learning
| February 19, 2015
(I overhear my teacher talking with some classmates.)
Classmate #1: *complaining* “Do you know what [Classmate #2] got me for Christmas?”
Teacher: “What?”
Classmate #1: “A ‘Grow-Your-Own-Jesus!'”
Teacher: “Well, are you religious?”
Classmate #1: “No!”
Teacher: “Well, maybe she’s just trying to say that you need more of Jesus in your life.”
Classmate #1: “Well, she got [Classmate #3] a ‘Grow-Your-Own-Pole-Dancer.’ What do you think she’s trying to say there?!”
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