A Great Case Of Old Timers
(I pop in unexpectedly to visit my grandmother.)
Me: “Hi, Grandma!”
Grandmother: “Hi, Grandma!”
Me: “Wait, I’m not your grandma!”
Grandmother: *pretending to be shocked* “You’re not? Then who are you and what are you doing in my house?!”
(I want to be her when I grow up.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?