A Grave Realization
(After a fellow waitress has passed away, we have just returned from her funeral.)
Customer: “Oh, my gosh, we are so glad to see you here!”
Me: “Why?”
Customer: “We thought that it was you that had passed away!”
Me: *after thinking for a minute* “I didn’t see you at my funeral!”
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