A Good Watch Is Worth Its Weight In Gold

I am sitting in a conference room waiting for the next session to begin. My coworker approaches me.

Coworker: “Give me your watch.”

Me: “Why?”

Coworker: “I’m speaking in the next session in another room and I need to time myself.”

Me: “You’re wearing a watch.”

Coworker: “It doesn’t work.”

Me: “Then why are you wearing it?”

Coworker: “It’s gold.”

Yes, I lent her the watch. I wasn’t given an option not to.