A Gluten For Punishment
Grocery Store | Right | June 2, 2011
(A powerful storm has ripped through the state. The power has gone out. I have a rack of bread stuck in the oven with no way of removing it without power.)
Customer: “Do you have any hot bread?”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. It’s stuck in the oven and the power is off.”
Customer: “Can’t you just open it?”
Me: “Not with the way our ovens rotate. There’s no way to get the bread off the rack.”
Customer: “Can’t you just reach in and grab one for me?”
Me: “Not without horribly burning myself.”
Customer: “Would you mind trying?”
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