A Glitch In The Matrix
A customer approaches me.
Customer: “Excuse me? I’m looking for breathable long-sleeve shirts for walking or cycling.”
I explain where to find those. I can still see her walking away when another customer approaches me.
Another Customer: “Hi. I’m looking for breathable long-sleeve shirts for walking or cycling!”
I am staring, trying to hold back laughter.
Me: “Um…”
The customer looks confused.
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry!”
I explain where to find the shirts. Both customers said the same sentence, word for word. They did not overhear each other; I’m quite sure about that.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?