A Gifted Approach To Marriage

| Romantic | August 27, 2013

(My girlfriend and I are chatting on the sofa.)

Girlfriend: “You know; we should get married. Think about all the free stuff we could get.”

Me: “Yeah but marriages cost thousands to have.”

Girlfriend: “So?”

Me: “So you want to spend thousands to get gifts worth a couple of hundred bucks?”

Girlfriend: “Oh yeah. Maybe just pretend to have a wedding and not invite anyone.”

Me: “That… that might work.”

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