A Genius/Insane Lesson Plan

(I’m on a voice chat with a few friends, one of who is still in high school. It is near the end of the school year and the one friend is in class with his headphones in, whispering into the mic to us.)

Friend: “So, Mr. [Teacher], what are we going to do today?”

Teacher: “The same thing we do every day, Pinky. We’re going to try to take over the world!”