A Fully Fledged Wedge

(Some friends and I are out hiking on a trail, with Friend #1 in the lead, the rest of us following single file.)

Friend #1: *turns and looks up* “Hey, what’s that?” *points to something behind us*

(The rest of us turn around and try to see what she’s looking at, but can’t see anything.)

Friend #2: “What did you see?”

Friend #1: “Oh, nothing. I just had to pick a wedgie and didn’t want any of you to see.”