A Freudian Shave

(My sister is visiting for the weekend. I’ve recently started playing an RPG video game that has a massive fan following online, and I’ve been eager to show it to her.)

Me: “Once you’re done there, I’ll turn on my computer and show you Goat-Mom.”

Sister: “What…?!”

Me: “Goat-Mom! That’s [Character]’s nickname, remember?”

Sister: “Yeah, but why are you going to shave her?!”

Me: “I said SHOW you Goat-Mom.”

Sister: “Well, I heard SHAVE.”

Me: *sarcastic* “Yeah, I’m really going to show you a video game where you shave a goat.”