A Fowl Comparison

| Working | November 21, 2013

(I work in the deli section of my store. Today, I’m preparing some chicken wings while my manager is breading chicken for the fryer.)

Manager: “Hey, [My Name]!”

Me: “Yeah?”

Manager: “Look at these chicken breasts!”

(She walks over carrying an enormous raw chicken breast.)

Manager: “They’re bigger than mine!”

(She points to her chest for emphasis.)

Me: “…Alrighty then.”

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