A Fort-ful Father

| Friendly | January 31, 2014

(My friends and I are sharing a pizza. My friends are thinking about starting a family, and we we’re chatting about it.)

Female Friend: “What are we going to do if we have kids? What are the kids going to do?”

Male Friend: “I don’t know what you’re going to do, but I know what they’re going to do and I know what I’m going to do.”

Female Friend: “What’s that?”

Male Friend: “They’re going to build forts out of our extra sheets and furniture in the dining room.”

Me: “Sure, sounds about right. And what are you going to do?”

Male Friend: “I’m going to stock up on tennis balls so that I can bomb their fort.”

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