A Force-Fed Friendship

Best Friend: *reading a celebrity gossip magazine* “Don’t ever go on a juice cleanse.”

Me: “Look who you’re talking to. Do you think I would EVER voluntarily give up FOOD to subsist on JUICE?”

Best Friend: “I’m just saying…”

Me: “Well, if I ever DID decide to do a juice cleanse, you have my permission to tie me down and force feed me macaroni and cheese.”

Best Friend: “Noted.”

(She would, too.)