A Fling With The King

(My boyfriend and I have gone to bed after watching The Lord of the Rings.)

Me: “I love you.”

Boyfriend: “I love you too. How much do you love me?”

Me: “I love you as much as there are stars in the sky.”

Boyfriend: “Really? Wow that’s a lot.”

Me: “That’s nothing. I love you more than I love Viggo Mortensen. Now that’s a lot.”