A Few Knights Short Of A Round Table
(I am a dressmaker who specializes in historical clothing. I have made several dresses to illustrate the evolution of fashion over the centuries. These dresses hang in the back of our stall, each labeled with the proper century.)
Customer: *rushes up and points to the 15th-century dress* “Oh, that’s my dress there!”
Me: “Yes, it’s beautiful, isn’t it? Would you like to try it?”
Customer: “I’d like to buy it. It’s exactly my dress.”
Me: “Your dress?”
Customer: “Yes. I had past-life regression last week. And I wore this dress while I was waltzing with King Arthur 500 years ago!”
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