A Few Holes In Their Knowledge, Part 2

| Friendly | April 25, 2014

(I’m over at my friend’s house. We have a mutual acquaintance who generally treats us poorly, so we don’t speak to her much. However, she likes to be the center of attention and often tells rather personal stories to keep things focused on her.)

Friend: “Hey, did you hear what happened with [Acquaintance] and [Acquaintance’s boyfriend]?”

Me: “What happened? Did they have a fight?”

Friend: “No, but [Acquaintance] said that she and [Acquaintance’s boyfriend] tried to have sex last weekend!”

Me: “What do you mean ‘tried?'”

Friend: “Well, they were at his place and got their clothes off, and he looks at her and says ‘where do I put it?'”

Me: “Okay. That’s not so bad, I guess. Didn’t [Acquaintance] say he went to [Catholic school with notoriously poor sex education class]?”

Friend: “Yeah, but that’s not even the best part! She didn’t know either!”

Me: “Are you serious?”

Friend: “Yeah! She made him Google it!”

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