A Fee-ble Attempt
(I work for a sub-agency for the state that has a five-dollar fee per transaction. There is also an optional five dollar donation on every transaction.)
Me: “Your total is [total].”
Customer: “No, I don’t want to make the donation today.”
Me: “I took the donation fee off, but we do have a five dollar office fee here that sort of cancels it out. So your total is [total].”
Customer: “What?! How dare you charge me just to come to this office? I demand you take that fee off!”
Me: “I am sorry, sir. I cannot do that. We are not run by the state, so the only income this office has is that five dollar fee. If I didn’t charge it to you, I wouldn’t get paid.”
Customer: “Do you think I care if you get paid?”
Me: “Probably not, but I do. I cannot take the fee off. If you would like to avoid paying it, you can always pay through the courthouse. They don’t charge it.”
Customer: “Fine!”
(The courthouse in question is over 30 miles away. He will most definitely be paying more than $5 in gas just to get there!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?