A Fast Turtle

(My family and I are playing ‘Cranium’ using random ‘Littlest Pet Shop’ toys my niece has instead of the regular game pieces. My brother and I are on a team and we’re using a turtle as our game piece. Our young niece is ahead of us, but we are gaining.)

Me: “Aha! [Brother] and I are right behind you, [Niece]!”

Niece: “GET YOUR TURTLE OUT OF OUR BUTTCRACK!”