Big Boys Will Always Be Babies

(My aunt is a preschool teacher and often calls people pet names like “baby”, “honey”, etc. This happens when she is trying to take a little potty-training kid to the bathroom.)

Teacher: “Okay, baby, let’s go potty!”

Kid: “I AM NOT A BABY! MY DADDY SAYS I AM A BIG BOY!”

Teacher: “All right big boy, let’s go now.”

Kid: “I am wearing my big boy panties.”

Teacher: “I bet you are. Show me how you can go on the big boy potty, okay?”

Kid: “I DON’T WANT TO GO POTTY! I AM STILL A BABY!”