A Double-Dozen Led To A Double-Dozen
Me: “I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. I haven’t been there for a year and a half; I hope there are no cavities.”
Friend: “I have had twelve cavities.”
Me: “I only had one before.”
(Next day at the dentist:)
Dentist: “You have eleven cavities.”
Me: *thinking* “God d*** it!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
