A Dogmatic Timetable

(I have just asked my boss if it’s okay that a friend comes over to the office and brings her dog. 10 minutes later I’m sitting in my office and the CEO comes in.)

CEO: “Where’s the dog?”

Me: “They’re not here yet. I just got the OK so they’re on their way.”

CEO: “But… it’s not here?”

Me: “No dog.”

(The CEO leaves while mumbling sadly.)

CEO: “But I have meetings the rest of the day…”