A Dizzying Number Of Doctors
(After returning from a vacation in 2008, I had no equilibrium. I walked and felt like I was highly intoxicated. I felt a rocking sensation as if I were on a little boat on big waves, and the floor felt like a trampoline. I was dizzy and confused. After 2 months, the symptoms faded away. In 2009 and 2011, each after another trip, I had another episode. Doctors couldn’t figure out what was wrong and bounced me from otolaryngologist (or ENT: Ear Nose Throat doctor) to neurologist and back again. In 2012, I had another episode and saw a new neurologist, hoping to finally get some answers.)
Me: *after describing the bizarre symptoms* “…and my ear sensitivity tests and [other tests] have all come back normal. My ENT wanted me to see another neurologist and see if I might have Multiple Sclerosis.”
Doctor: “MS? Obviously you don’t have MS so I don’t know why you’re here.”
Me: “What do you think it is then?”
Doctor: “I don’t know. You probably should have an EEG and an MRI, but I’m not going to order those for you.”
Me: *getting upset* “What should I do then?”
Doctor: “You should go back and see your ENT. This is clearly an inner ear problem. I don’t even know why you are here.”
Me: “I’ve had all the tests at the ENT. Everything is normal.”
(I am tired of being passed around from doctor to doctor, overwhelmed by being sick for years without a diagnosis, and the doctor is not even trying to help me. I begin to cry.)
Doctor: “It seems to me you have a problem with excessive crying. Superfluous activity of the nasolacrimal duct. Exorbitant weeping.”
(He continues thinking up as many synonyms for my crying as he can, while my frustration turns to sobbing rage.)
Doctor: “…unreasonable lamentation! Incessant lacrimal discharge!”
(I was crying too hard to even speak. He left the room and I went home. It was another year before I even attempted to see another doctor to try to get a diagnosis again. I was eventually diagnosed with Mal de Debarquement Syndrome, which most doctors have never heard of. I was paired with a fantastic neuro-otologist and have been almost two years without another episode.)
