A Different Snort Of Training

(My mom is babysitting my five-year-old nephew. They have baked cookies. I am visiting so my mom decided to take a nap in the living room while I entertain my nephew at the kitchen table. It is around four pm.)

Nephew: “I think I’ll have one more cookie.”

(He reaches for the cookie, but just before his hand touches it my mom snorts in her sleep.)

Nephew: *jerks his hand away from cookies* “Okay, I’ll wait till after supper.”

(I started laughing so much I woke my mom, who let him have the cookie.)