A Devil May Hair Attitude

(I am a male with long red hair. A customer approaches me while I’m stocking a shelf.)

Customer: “Excuse me.”

Me: “Hi, how can I help you today?”

Customer: “I actually just wanted to know if that’s your natural hair color.”

Me: “Well, yeah, actually it is.”

Customer: “So, what’s it like living in Hell alongside Satan?!”

Me: *speechless*

Customer: “I mean, aren’t all gingers the spawn of Satan himself?”

Me:  “Umm, no, we aren’t. That was just an old superstition.”

Customer: “Oh. Well, I was wondering what I should prepare for when I get there!”