A Decision To Sleep On

| Friendly | April 19, 2016

(I am looking through the screenshots on my phone and come across this gem from a chat I had with a married friend I met online.)

Me: “What’s on the agenda for tonight?”

Friend: “Going to the store to check out mistresses! YES!” *rolling eyes*

Me: “Ay ay ay…”

Friend: “LOL, MATTRESSES!”

(Pause.)

Friend: “For the bed! Not mistresses… which I guess would also be for the bed.”

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